It’s time for the legend of Farts Tavros

Once upon a time, Rumminov and I went to the Homestuck draw party and met this cosplayer, who is now (to us, at least) only known as the legendary Farts Tavros. They were hilarious and hung out with us for a little while, and together we created a Farts Club, which only the coolest people could join. A tiny little God Tier John approached us and asked to join our prestigious club, to which Farts Tavros demanded “ONLY IF YOU FART FOR US.” John then proceeded to “Do the Windy Thing”. It was fucking hilarious.

We continued to see Farts Tavros throughout the night, and undoubtedly they were probably one of the best random people that we met at the con. Unfortunately, we don’t know their tumblr url, if they have one. If they do, I want to follow the shit out of you, Farts Tavros. You were goddamn hilarious.

SO PLEASE HELP RUMMI AND I FIND FARTS TAVROS

IT’S VERY IMPORTANT

FREAKING OBVIOUSLY