pr3t3nt10us

wait

are you telling me its candy

with a fuckingtoy inside?!

emilianadarling

Oh my god, do Americans actually not have Kinder Surprise Eggs?

WHAT DID YOU BEG YOUR MOTHER TO LET YOU BUY AT THE GROCERY STORE WHEN YOU WERE A KID? They’re seriously the best shit ever!

promentory

AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KINDER EGGS????????

heatherfknmorris

omg what the fuck? AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KINDER EGGS? WHAT’S WITH THIS BLACK MAGIC

gay-cucumber-sex

omg how do you live without KINDER EGGS, Americans????????????????????

megustapeetaspies

IS IT FOR REAL, MAN? THIS THING IS, LIKE, MY CHILDHOOD!!!!!! THAT MEANS THEY DON’T HAVE THE KINDER EGG AS AN EASTER EGG. THE HUGE ONE WITH A GIANT TOY INSIDE! 

properaweinspiringawesome

properaweinspiringawesome:

I’m from the U.S. and I’ve had this and they are amazing.

neverwhere-shesays-sheis

Dutch-American over here. I’ve had them. The world is dark and full of terrors because they are not for sale on this blasted continent.

I don’t think you can even smuggle them in. Not that I’ve tried. Not that I would…

letsinspire

Thanks american for fucking up me getting this awesomeness….bitches

bettercrazythanboring

ARE YOU SERIOUS DOES AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE KINDER EGGS

THAT’S THE BEST PART OF EASTER

pulpofiction

KINDER EGGS ARE ILLEGAL IN MY COUNTRY BUT I HAVE TASTED THIS SWEET NECTAR OH YES I HAVE

i miss themmmm

firefly20ffm

KINDER SURPRISE EGGS ARE THE TASTE

OF

CHILDHOOD.

miramoondarling

idk I had those when I was a kid
Good enough 

vantivilligo

I was just thinking that too. We did have Wonder Balls when I was a kid, which had little toys or stickers inside. I remember later they started putting only smaller candies inside. Then they stopped making them. Probably some dumbass kid that choked and ruined it for the rest of us.