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Craig Ferguson opening 7/21
Three Octopuses and an Otter: Craig Ferguson is the classiest man on television now, as far as I'm concerned.
He has his show of sill little banters that sets it apart, yes. Obviously. However, tonight he recorded a new monologue to go over the pre-recorded monologue. A time in which he normally would say “it’s a great day for America,” he faced the audience and said it wasn’t such a great day and paid…
Craig Ferguson Addresses the Colorado Tragedy
Craig is a man with true class. He began his show in an unorthodox way, but it was heartfelt and it was honest and it almost brought me to tears.
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