vantivilligo replied to your post: [Text Message from Gilbert sent Jul 31, 2012 at 4:56pm:] Hey Eddo! I just heard the best joke! Let me tell you!!
[Text Message from Gilbert sent Jul 31, 2012 at 5:17pm:] Shit I forgot it for a second. Oh wait. Okay, so what did the normal kid say to the test-tube kid?[Text from Eduard] ..what did the normal kid say?
[Text from Gilbert:] He said, “Hey man, your dad is a total jerk-off!” HA HA HA HA.
(Source: originalinsanity)
you’re scrolling through tumblr having a pretty decent fucking time
when suddenly
you spot it
fuck
please god no
why this happen
what did i do wrong
where do you even fucking get all of these
fuckiN STOP
there is a special place in hell for people like you
i hate everything
FUCK YOU YOU ARE SO CAPABLE OF NEVER REBLOGGING THIS FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
NO
WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS
WHY
I don’t understand what this is or why people are freaking out about it. Someone enlighten me?
(Source: striders)
Can you guess from my posts what is my:
* Age
* Sex and/or Gender
* Sexual Orientation
* Race and/or Ethnicity
* Field of study and/or field of work
* Favorite TV show(s)
* Favorite book(s)
* Favorite video game(s)
* Favorite food(s)
Leave any answers in my ask and we’ll see how astute you are.
Curious to see who actually gets this right.
SON, WHY WON’T YOU EAT THIS CAKE I MADE ESPECIALLY FOR YOU? WHY WOULD YOU HURT YOUR FATHER’S FEELINGS LIKE THIS? JONATHAN EAT THIS CAKE RIGHT NOW.
dad get out you’re ruining my life!!! i’m not going to eat your fucking cake, get out!
WE DO NOT CURSE IN THIS HOUSE JONATHAN. EAT YOUR CAKE.
no! you can’t make me!
EAT YOUR CAKE SON, YOU WON’T GROW ANY TALLER IF YOU DON’T EAT YOUR CAKE.
that doesn’t even make sense!!! stop it dad get out!!!!!
ok this is kind of cute.
Neverending list of films- “I could never have imagined an adventure this big in order to have wished for it.” — Stardust (2007)
Each morning, like clockwork, they board the subway, off to begin their daily routine amidst the hustle and bustle of the city.
But these aren’t just any daily commuters. These are stray dogs who live in the outskirts of Moscow Russia and commute on the underground trains to and from the city centre in search of food scraps.Then after a hard day scavenging and begging on the streets, they hop back on the train and return to the suburbs where they spend the night.
Experts studying the dogs, who usually choose the quietest carriages at the front and back of the train, say they even work together to make sure they get off at the right stop – after learning to judge the length of time they need to spend on the train.
Scientists believe this phenomenon began after the Soviet Union collapsed in the 1990s, and Russia’s new capitalists moved industrial complexes from the city centre to the suburbs.
Dr Andrei Poiarkov, of the Moscow Ecology and Evolution Institute, said: “These complexes were used by homeless dogs as shelters, so the dogs had to move together with their houses. Because the best scavenging for food is in the city centre, the dogs had to learn how to travel on the subway – to get to the centre in the morning, then back home in the evening, just like people.”
Dr Poiarkov told how the dogs like to play during their daily commute. He said: “They jump on the train seconds before the doors shut, risking their tails getting jammed. They do it for fun. And sometimes they fall asleep and get off at the wrong stop.”
The dogs have also amazingly learned to use traffic lights to cross the road safely, said Dr Poiarkov. And they use cunning tactics to obtain tasty morsels of shawarma, a kebab-like snack popular in Moscow.
With children the dogs “play cute” by putting their heads on youngsters’ knees and staring pleadingly into their eyes to win sympathy – and scraps.
Dr Poiarkov added: “Dogs are surprisingly good psychologists.”
