IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF SOME KIND OF JOKE!
burrenbari:
/shot/ found these when i was out shopping for new clothes. I was dead because i remember seeing fanart of KK in these and just a pic of these fab undies on tumblr. Little did I know, they appeared in my life. I happily bought them out of shits and giggles. I wanted to make a gif but i’m le tired and idk how to gif HD stuff yet @___@ i have to talk to peeps who know the wayss. Have a nice pic of my fat rump.
i’m sorry fandom, please hit me with something obnoxiously large. -weeps into my corner-
GUUUURL, WHATCHU DOIN WITH YO BUTT ALL UP ON THE INTERNET? TSK TSK BRENDA.
But seriously. What if a potential employer finds this or something? D8>
gpitchmccallum:
antoinedamac1014:
thats real
Teamwork makes the dream work
(Source: toptumbles)
❝
I’ve been forced to explain homosexuality to my kids (aged 3 and 4) because their uncle is gay. This incredibly difficult and traumatic experience went as follows:
Child: Why does Uncle Bob go everywhere with Pete?
Me: Because they’re in love, just like Mummy and Daddy are.
Child: Oh. Can I have a biscuit?
We’re all scarred for life. Scarred, I tell you.
KateP, Internet commenter (via cocklordsimone)

Those kids will be in therapy forever after that. How could a mom be so cruel? /sarcasm
(via uppitylittlehomo)
(Source: Guardian)
—It’s five o’ clock in the morning
But tumblr never got boring
Don’t put my Mac in my bedroom
Cause I’m as nuts as a baboon
And I ain’t gonna sleep there
Too busy shippin’ this sweet pair
It’s so perfect I’m weeping
These pics I think I’ll be keeping
–
My version of 5 O'Clock by T-Pain ft. Lily Allen.
It’s so true though, really.

This is beautiful. My fragile little heart… ; o ;

hero-of-the-slaves-elefseus:
Boku no Clean-up
OH GOD I CANT