

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.
Top Text: “customer hands you bills and reaches hand into pants pocket.”
Bottom Text: “wait awkwardly to see if they are reaching for change or not.”]It never fails that if I assume they are not getting change, as soon as I key it in they say “I have the 49 cents”, or if I assume they are reaching they stare at me like I’m stupid because I’m waiting. This is often true EVEN IF I say something like “out of 25?” to indicate that I’m about to process the transaction and I want to make sure this is the amount that they want me to use. If you think you have change, just say “I might have the 49 cents”, and I will happily wait patiently. Don’t make me guess. This is especially true with dudes, who tend to keep change in pockets and not purses, but I’ve had women keep rifling through their purses for no reason but to rifle through them while I’m thinking they’re looking for coins. HELP A ROBIN OUT, people. And don’t be pissed if I go ahead and process and then you say “wait, I have the change!”. Nope. Too late. Should have said something. Stop ruining my life.

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